Guitar Fluffiness…?

October 23, 2008 – 6:00 am by Jonathan Grand

Collectors like to protect their guitars.  But a new product came out for musicians to protect their guitars, and the (patented) concept is basically to turn your guitar into a silly stuffed animal. And they say you can use it live and in the studio. Well, I have trouble imagining professional musicians who take themselves (and their music) seriously, bringing a plush guitar sweater to protect the delicate finish of their exquisite guitar. Am I the only one? Whatever balls they earned from practicing scales for years, those would be gone in a flash.

As a supporter of GLAAD, I hope gay people understand when I say, THIS IS GAY!

Whatever happened to Jimi Hendrix burning his strat? I love guitars as much as the next guy, but Rock n’ Roll is… not about keeping a guitar finish in mint condition for decades, like grannies who still use the TV remote in the plastic wrapper.

And to top it off, they have a super exclusive, patent registered “PickPocket” trademark - a revolutionary concept of… a pocket to store picks. That’s all it is. A fluffy pocket in your fluffy guitar sweater to store your guitar picks. Genius.